The Idea of “God’s Plan” Is Absolute Bullshit. Winners Make And Execute Their Own Plans
For thousands of years, mankind has comforted itself with a dangerous lie: “God has a plan.” It’s whispered beside hospital beds, muttered at funerals, and shouted from pulpits by men in robes who can’t explain why toddlers get leukemia or why your mother had to bury her second child. But don’t worry—they say—“It’s all part of God’s plan.” Bullshit.
This isn’t a philosophical disagreement. It’s an intellectual autopsy. This idea—that a divine mind mapped out your life before you were born—is not only logically bankrupt and morally repulsive, it’s also factually indefensible. So in this chapter, we’re going to:
Tear apart the myth of a perfect plan from a perfect God. Use scripture itself to expose the contradiction. Show real-world examples that any thinking person can’t ignore. Laugh savagely at the absurdity of justifying rape, war, famine, and disease as “divinely orchestrated.” If you’re a believer easily offended by brutal logic, skip this chapter now.
But if you’re ready to break the mental chains and reclaim your life from this cosmic hoax…
Let’s kill the myth.
Section 1: Divine Incompetence at 120 km/h – When Christians Die in Bus Accidents
Every now and then, in Kenya and beyond, a vehicle full of staunch Christians hits the headlines—not for revival, but for tragedy.
The brakes fail. The vehicle rolls. Half the passengers die. The survivors, broken and bleeding, are told:
“It’s all part of God’s plan.”
Really?
These were believers. People who prayed, tithed, served in church. Some even fasted and gave testimonies about how “God saved them from death once.”
But now they’re dead on the roadside, with their Bibles crushed under twisted steel.
Let’s call it what it is: a random mechanical failure + bad roads + physics.
But no, religion says “God had a purpose in this.”
Let’s Quote God’s Alleged Promise:
Jeremiah 29:11 – “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”
But how exactly does dying in a matatu crash at 24 give you hope and a future?
Was the “plan” to die early so others could learn a lesson? Then why didn’t God just whisper the lesson into their ear like He allegedly did with Moses?
Why the blood? Why the shattered spines? Why the mothers crying outside the morgue?
The Brutal Truth:
The road doesn’t care if you’re a pastor or a prostitute.
The laws of motion don’t pause for prayer.
Your seatbelt is more likely to save you than your psalm.
And if that offends you, good.
Because the more we shield this lie—“God has a plan”—the more we excuse meaningless suffering.
Section 2: When Rape Becomes a Divine Tool
Let’s ask the hardest question out loud:
If a woman is raped and conceives a child, was that part of God’s plan?
Because if you believe that God “has a plan for every life,” you must also believe He planned the rape.
Let that sink in.
It’s not just uncomfortable—it’s horrific.
And yet, Christian apologists twist themselves into theological pretzels to justify it:
“God can bring good out of evil…” “The child has a purpose…” “We can’t understand His ways…”
Let’s Quote Their Favorite Cover-Up Verse:
Genesis 50:20 – “You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good…”
This is Joseph talking to his brothers who sold him into slavery.
Christians apply it to everything—rape, genocide, war, child death—anything brutal suddenly becomes part of “God’s hidden good.”
But that’s not holiness. That’s abuse apologetics.
If a man watches a rape, does nothing to stop it, and later adopts the child born from it—we still call him a coward.
So why does God get a pass?
Let’s Make It Personal:
Say your mother was raped, and you were born from it.
Did God sit and watch in silence because “you had to exist”?
Couldn’t He just… I don’t know… make you in a different way?
Or prevent the rape and still bring you to life through another path?
The idea that an all-powerful God needed a violent sexual crime to fulfill His plan is not just flawed.
It’s disgusting.
The Savage Truth:
If you think God planned your life, you must believe He planned the rape.
If He didn’t plan the rape, then He has no plan.
If He watched and did nothing, He’s not loving.
If He couldn’t stop it, He’s not all-powerful.
Pick one.
Because “God works in mysterious ways” is a coward’s way of avoiding logic.
But here in the Tribe, MEN THINK HARD.
Section 3: If He Knew Everything, Why Bother Creating Anything?
The Bible claims God is all-knowing. That means before He made Adam, He knew:
Eve would eat the fruit.
Cain would murder Abel.
Noah would have to build a boat.
Billions would burn in hell.
But He still went ahead and said:
“Let there be light.”
Why?
Would you build a house knowing with certainty that it will burn down next week and kill your entire family?
That’s not love. That’s not wisdom. That’s a deranged architect with a god complex.
Let’s Quote Their Favorite Verse of “Omniscience”:
Psalm 139:16 – “All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.”
Let’s take this seriously for a second.
If your days are already written, then free will is dead.
No matter what you do—pray, fast, beg—you’re just playing out a script.
You were born on Page 4, and your death was already printed on Page 899.
So the question becomes:
If God already knew everything that would happen… why go through the motions at all?
The Logic Breakdown:
God knows everything.
He knew Satan would rebel.
He knew billions would suffer.
He knew Hitler, famine, child molesters, cancer, tsunamis, Jihadists, Abductions, and genocide would all happen.
He hit “Create” anyway.
Why?
“Because it’s part of the plan.” “Because we need to learn lessons.” “Because free will.”
Rubbish.
If He knows the future, free will is a joke. If He planned it, He’s responsible. If He didn’t plan it, He’s not in control.
The Brutal Bottom Line:
A God who knows everything can’t try anything.
A God who planned everything can’t regret anything.
And a God who watches suffering play out exactly as He wrote it isn’t worth worshipping.
Sorry Christians.
Section 4: Prayer – A Pointless Exercise if God Has a Plan
Let’s talk about prayer. Specifically, the pointlessness of it.
If you believe in a God who’s got a perfect plan for your life, then prayer is a waste of time.
Think about it.
Why would you pray to change anything if everything is already predestined?
If God already knows what will happen tomorrow, why bother asking Him for anything?
Why beg, plead, or thank Him for anything?
He already knows it all.
It’s like asking the universe to change its laws of physics because you didn’t get the promotion.
Let’s Quote Their Favorite Verse About Prayer:
Matthew 7:7 – “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”
Okay, fine, but why ask if you already know the answer?
If you believe God has a perfect plan for your life, then asking for anything is like trying to change the plot of a novel mid-chapter.
You’re just delaying the inevitable.
Let’s Dig Into It:
You pray for healing—but if you believe God has a plan, then that illness is part of the plan.
Why ask for healing if the disease is divinely ordained?
Why ask to be delivered from evil if the evil was part of God’s plan in the first place?
You pray for financial blessings—but if God’s plan is already set, your financial situation is written in His book.
Your prayer isn’t going to change that. You could pray for millions while you’re stuck in a slum; He knows if you’ll ever get out.
And He still hasn’t provided.
You pray for loved ones to be saved—but God has already decided who’s going to heaven and who’s going to hell.
If your friend is meant to burn in hell, no amount of prayer is going to change that.
It’s already written in the book.
The Savage Truth:
If God has a perfect plan, then prayer is an exercise in futility.
Prayer only makes sense if God doesn’t have a plan—if He’s listening and responding to your needs, desires, and requests.
But according to the Bible, God doesn’t listen to prayers because He’s already decided what will happen.
Prayer then becomes nothing more than a placebo—a way to comfort the weak-minded who can’t accept the brutal truth that they’re powerless in a cold, indifferent universe.
The Bottom Line:
Prayer isn’t a tool to change the divine mind.
It’s just a tool to make people feel better about an unchangeable reality.
And if you really believe in God’s perfect plan, you’re praying to an emotionless, passive bystander who’s simply watching you ride the rollercoaster of life to the inevitable end.
Section 5: Free Will? Or Just Predetermined Puppets?
Let’s take a moment and ask the big, uncomfortable question:
If God already has a perfect plan for everything, then how in the hell can we talk about free will?
If God knows what you will do tomorrow, what’s the point of you choosing?
You’re just a puppet, performing on a divine string, reading lines that were written before you were even born.
Let’s Quote Their Favorite Verse on Free Will:
Deuteronomy 30:19 – “This day I call the heavens and the earth as witnesses against you that I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life, so that you and your children may live.”
“Choose life”… Except, according to the plan, your choices were already made. You were born to make that choice.
Let’s Break It Down:
If God already knows everything, including every decision you’ll ever make, how can you really choose anything?
Your “free will” is as fake as a scripted reality show where the producers already know the outcome. Think WWE matches.
Every prayer, every moment of doubt, every “I’ll do better next time” is part of the script.
You’re not choosing. You’re just playing the part God already wrote for you.
Your struggles? Already planned.
Your successes? Written in the book.
Your failures? All part of the damn show.
Your birth and death? All there.
Let’s Get Brutal:
If God truly has a plan, then your free will is an illusion. You’re following a script with no option to improvise.
God already knows who will live, who will die, who will love, and who will betray.
He already knows who will pray and who will curse His name.
The Savage Truth:
The very idea of free will and God’s plan is a paradox—a contradiction.
Either you are in control, or God is.
If God is in control of everything, you’re just a puppet on a string, pretending you have choices.
If you have free will, then God doesn’t have a plan—He’s making it up as He goes.
The Bottom Line:
If God truly has a plan, you don’t have free will.
You’re a character in a story written from the beginning of time, and there’s no way out.
Doctor Kimbo’s Verdict About “God’s Plan”
The idea of God’s perfect plan is a farce.
It’s a crutch for weak minds who can’t accept that we live in an unpredictable, chaotic world governed by physics, biology, chemistry, psychology and mathematics not divine will.
God has no plan.
We have no preordained purpose.
You’re free to choose your path, or not.
Your life is your own to live or ruin.
The Bible might say you have a purpose, but the only purpose you have is the one you create.
You exist because your parents were having sex and biology did its magic.
So stop buying into the fantasy. Take control. Live your life unapologetically. It’s the only life you get.
God’s plan? Absolute bullshit.
IN CONCLUSION
No one is coming to fix your problems.
God isn’t going to swoop in and hand you the answers on a silver platter.
If you want to change your life, you need to make it happen.
Here’s what you need to do:
Get Enough Accurate Information.
Knowledge is power, and the truth is, the world doesn’t work on luck or divine intervention.
You need to understand how things work—in business, in health, in life.
Read. Learn. Seek the facts. Stop relying on myths or hoping for a miracle.
Raise Your Testosterone, if you are a man who wants power.
Stop being soft. Build strength, both mental and physical.
Your testosterone isn’t just about how much muscle you can pack on; it’s about being aggressive, driven, and powerful.
Get your body in peak condition. Work hard. Hit the gym. Eat right. You know what works, now use it.
Live Healthy and Seek Treatment.
You don’t have to rely on faith alone for your health.
If you’re dealing with problems, seek real treatment.
Get your blood work done, see specialists, take care of your body.
If something’s broken, fix it. No excuses.
Install Dark Triad Traits in Your Psychology.
The world doesn’t care about your feelings.
Develop the traits that make winners: Machiavellianism, narcissism, and psychopathy—
traits that will help you make decisions, manipulate situations, and never show weakness. Use them.
Adapt them to your advantage. Don’t let anyone tell you that these are ‘bad’ traits—they’re the traits that help you win.
Build a Scalable, Successful Business.
Stop waiting for a handout. Create your own empire. Start the business.
Learn what it takes. Scale it. Make money.
Don’t let the idea of God’s plan hold you back.
Your plan is in your hands, and it starts with action.
Grow your wealth, build your power, and own your future.
Accept What You Can’t Control.
This is the hardest part, but it’s the most important.
There are things you can’t control, and that’s fine.
What you can control is how you react to them. Adapt.
Learn how to accept the uncontrollable, and use it to fuel your next move.
Here’s the hard truth:
God’s not coming to save you, because he is imaginary.
No one is.
You can sit around and pray for answers, or you can take responsibility for your life and start solving your own problems.
It’s time to take action.
Fix what’s broken. Make yourself stronger.
Build something that lasts. And stop looking for divine intervention when the power is already in your hands.
The only plan that matters is your plan, and it’s about time you take charge.