- “Can a man survive on dreams alone?”
Hope is the only thing keeping him alive at this point.
- “How long can a man go without sex before losing his mind?”
Spoiler: Not very long, except if it is voluntary.
- “Is ‘I have a headache’ a scientifically proven excuse?”
He’s looking for medical loopholes to challenge his wife’s nonsense.
- “Why is my wife acting like a nun?”
He’s considering calling the Vatican to confirm if she secretly took vows of celibacy.
- “Is blue balls a real medical emergency?”
At this point, even NHIF should start covering it.
- “Can lack of sex cause hallucinations?”
Because he just saw the house girl looking suspiciously attractive.
- “How to seduce your own wife (asking for a friend).”
Because why should he be begging in his own house?
- “Legal process to marry a second wife in Kenya (urgent).”
He has now entered the enough is enough phase.
- “How much does a prostitute charge in Nairobi?”
Desperate times, desperate measures.
- “What to do if your wife acts like sex is a favor?”
He’s realizing she treats it like a government contract—rarely available and full of delays.
- “Foods that increase a woman’s libido.”
He’s planning to spike her dinner with ginger, ginseng, and whatever else Google recommends.
- “Can too much masturbation cause blindness?”
He needs to know how much longer he can keep relying on self-service.
- “Signs that your wife is cheating.”
Because someone is getting it… and it’s not him.
- “Should I fake a work trip and disappear for a weekend?”
Because even a short holiday in Mombasa might restore his dignity.
- “Can you die from lack of sex?”
At this point, he’s preparing his will.
Moral of the story: Monogamy without sex is psychological warfare.
But in polygamy, if Wife A refuses, Wife B is waiting, and suddenly Wife A remembers why you married her, she comes running with her pantie off.
Nature always balances itself!
