Men, The Society, led by Benjamin Zulu and his colleagues has lied to you.
They’ve filled your head with propaganda, telling you that a 20-year-old woman is “too young to marry.”
But somehow, she’s old enough to have a sponsor, old enough to be flown to Dubai for mysterious “vacations,”
and old enough to manage a whole slay queen enterprise.
But marriage? Ah, hiyo ni haraka!
Benjamin Zulu, our resident motivational speaker on relationships, will tell you,
“A 20-year-old is still a child. She is not ready for marriage.” Nonsense!
When our grandfathers were 25, they already had two wives, four children, and a shamba producing enough crops/livestock to feed the entire clan.
Meanwhile, today’s 30-year-old man is being told to “give her time to grow.”
Grow into what? A feminist with a cat?
Look at younger women;
A younger woman has the energy, the enthusiasm, and the feminine charm to build a home.
She is not coming in with 47 ex-boyfriends, emotional baggage, and phrases like “men are trash.”
She still believes in love.
She is not yet a prisoner of motivational TikTokers.
Her idea of a happy life is a strong husband, a healthy family, and a peaceful home,
not endless girls’ trips funded by lonely old wababas.
Chances of younger women being single mothers are slim to zero.
Is a younger woman easy to maintain, financially? I think so.
She still enjoys life’s simple pleasures—Nyama Choma and fresh juice make her happy.
She hasn’t been corrupted by Dubai shopping sprees or the idea that her birthday is a National Budget Event.
Marry a woman in her 30s, and you’ll be buying her guilt gifts for traumas she collected from men you don’t even know.
Wee! Utajua hujui!
The reason society keeps telling you to avoid younger women is simple:
they don’t want you to lead.
They want men weak, confused, and afraid of their own masculinity.
They want you to marry a woman with 10 years of “independence” training so that by the time you propose,
she looks at you like a job application.
Benjamin Zulu and his friends will tell you that a woman needs to “find herself” before marriage.
Find herself where? In clubs? On Instagram?
In 5-year situationships with confused men?
Women don’t find themselves and they don’t “mature.”
Marriage is the place where a woman grows, where she builds, where she thrives.
But they don’t want that.
They want women to waste their prime years, then at 35,
come looking for a husband with a COUNTY GOVERNMENT TENDER APPLICATION
(Serious men only! Must be financially stable and emotionally mature to love me and my two sons!).
The Solution: Marry Young, Lead Strong
Ignore the nonsense.
Find a younger woman who respects you, loves you, and is ready to go on a journey with you.
Raise a strong family.
Be the leader of your household.
Let the motivational speakers keep their theories—while they talk, we build dynasties.
As for Benjamin Zulu, let him continue advising women on how to be single.
Meanwhile, we will be enjoying hot, home-cooked meals and the sweet laughter of our wives and children.
