We have already established that a man should marry a woman as close to 20 years of age as possible.
Why older women (25+) are not ideal is easy to see.
- She Has More Bodies Than a Battlefield
By 25, she’s probably had enough “experience” to qualify as a seasoned veteran.
You’re basically getting a used car with high mileage—don’t be surprised when the engine starts making weird noises.
Exception: if she’s a virgin at the point of your meeting, I am sorry.
If not, assume you her her number 97th.
- She Thinks She’s a ‘Boss Babe’
She spent her early 20s rejecting good men for “fun,”
now she’s a feminist entrepreneur selling wigs, beauty products and detox teas on Instagram.
Give it two years, and she’ll be asking, “Where are all the good men?”
- Her Youthful Beauty Is Already Declining
Collagen doesn’t last forever.
At 25, she’s still decent-looking, but the downhill slide has begun.
If you wait until she’s 30, you might need to squint to recognize her in old photos.
- She’s Got Emotional Baggage That Needs an Entire Suitcase Set
By this point, she’s dated enough toxic guys to have trust issues, mood swings, and a PhD in drama.
You’ll spend half your marriage convincing her that you’re not like her exes.
- She Wants a ‘Serious Man’ but Still Acts Like a Teenager
She partied through her prime years, but now she’s looking for a man to settle down,
as long as he makes six figures, has a six-pack, and tolerates her attitude.
- She’s Expecting You to ‘Fix’ Her Life
Now that she’s past her prime, she suddenly realizes “love matters more than money.”
- Her Hormones Have Been Through More Experiments Than a Lab Rat
She’s been on the pill, the injection, the implant—maybe even all three at some point.
Her hormones are so wrecked she might cry over a missing sock and
then scream at you for breathing too loudly.
You should train your own woman from her early 20s.
- She Might Have Had More ‘Removals’ Than a Corrupt Politician
You don’t know how many times she’s “handled” an oopsie pregnancy.
The body count you’re worried about isn’t just the men,
it’s also the lost potential children.
- She Could Be a Single Mom ‘Rebranding’ as a Wife
She had her fun, had a kid with a man who left, and now she’s looking for a responsible guy to
“love me and my child.”
Translation: You’ll be the ATM while she still texts her baby daddy.
- Her Womb Might Be ‘Unavailable for Service’
Between past abortions, years of hormonal contraceptives, and “mysterious” reproductive issues,
you might find out too late that her baby factory has already shut down.
- She Has Trauma That’s Worse Than a War Veteran’s
She’s been heartbroken, ghosted, cheated on, and maybe even finessed.
Now she sees every man as an enemy combatant, and you’ll be dodging emotional landmines daily.
- She Thinks She’s ‘Still Got It’ but Reality Says Otherwise
She acts like she’s still the hot young thing from her early 20s,
but deep down, she knows the younger girls are getting all the attention now.
That insecurity will turn into nagging, drama, and blaming you for not worshipping her enough.
- She’s Looking for a ‘Comeback Story’
She wasted her prime years chasing “bad boys,” got her heart broken,
and now she wants to “start over with a good man.”
Newsflash: You’re not a rehabilitation center for women who only appreciate stability when the fun is over.
My point?
If she’s past 25, there’s a high chance she’s either recovering from poor choices
or looking for someone to sponsor her second chance at life.
Choose wisely.
