The Book That Turns Boys Into Beasts (and Babe Magnets!)

There once was a man with a spine made of clay,
His wallet was empty, his hair turning gray.
His woman would sigh, then roll her dull eyes,
And flirt with his boss right in front of his fries.
But then came a book, like thunder, like fire,
With secrets of power, ambition, desire.
It spoke of testosterone, wealth, and physique,
Of ruling like Caesar—no room for the weak.





























